So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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