hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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