brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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