South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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