i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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