just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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