Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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