All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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