I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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