Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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