so explain again why im purple
no
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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