I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
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