The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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