Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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