Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
