why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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