I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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