stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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