So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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