I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
