Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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