Hey man sorry I got all grabby
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Randomize
