i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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