I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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