Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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