On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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