if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I have post one night stand depression
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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