is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
