He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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