dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I just googled if crying burns calories
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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