NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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