It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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