She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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