have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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