in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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