goodnight i made you a song goodbye
we made out on top of his cat.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Text me some of your sweat
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