I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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