we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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