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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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