I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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