what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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