We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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