anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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