So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
