But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
