just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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