your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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