Do vagina's smell?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
