so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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