I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Randomize
