Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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