I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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