i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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