Plan B is the new Plan A
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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