He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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