google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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