No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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