Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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