I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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