My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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