Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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