yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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