I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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